Machines Pillows

'We're almost fully automated now.'

A Fork-lift.

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

Cat wash.

'Hello-goodbye.'

For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.

Push button for loud noise...

Transactional Analysis - The Child.

'If machine fails to operate...'

"I find things go around in cycles."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

Windmill accident.

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

'The Paginator.'

"The paper shedder must be getting too much fiber, it just flatulated"

A planet like ours - Bandit machine in a reactor.

'It could be the size of the machine, the name, or a combination of the two. I'm really not sure what bothers me most.'

'The computer will never replace maintenance engineering.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Rest assured, the days when robots take over from humans are still a long way off."

"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"

"Arrrgh!! Are you nuts??? I want an Anaesthesia!!"

A cheese grader

Lightbulb Maker

Sidelights on the Wig Industry

Throw you away

Back scratcher

New Belief Systems

Automatic conscience clearer

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Click, ping, whir' machine.

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'