Machinery Prints

'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'

'I think I found the problem.'

Wine Factory

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

Meet the new factory manager.

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

Crane fishing

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

"Can you describe it?"

Cat flap for a truck.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Haverford Steel' 'Temporarily closed - Mr. Haverford is taking some medication, and was told not to operate heavy machinery.'

'You wouldn't think it turned out ball bearings would you?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

I believe it's a takeover battle between demolition companies.

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

"How many times have I asked you, John... don't bring your work home with you!"

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

Can you describe it?

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Honer at his honing machine.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

"There's trouble at ball-bearing works!"