Machinery Mugs

'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

'I think I found the problem.'

'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'

Wine Factory

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Meet the new factory manager.

"Can you describe it?"

'Haverford Steel' 'Temporarily closed - Mr. Haverford is taking some medication, and was told not to operate heavy machinery.'

'You wouldn't think it turned out ball bearings would you?'

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

Crane fishing

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

Cat flap for a truck.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Honer at his honing machine.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Can you describe it?

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

"There's trouble at ball-bearing works!"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

I believe it's a takeover battle between demolition companies.