Machinery Repair Pillows

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Tool Box

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Motivation to work

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Lovely dovetail."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum