Machine Learning Engineer T-Shirts

"Oh no, we're not looking for humans to study artificial intelligence - we're machines who want to study humans. Interested?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Young Frankenstein"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'C'mon get it straight.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Albert Einstein

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

The first car accident.

"Google car."

' A good idea '

"Is it that bad?"

Claus 2.0