Lycanthropy Aficionados Prints

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I hate this time of year."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Here it comes!"

I HATE STUFF

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

Ladies in Lycra

'That's my jogging suit.'

"I know that the industy has a responsibility to challenge climate change. . ."

'Well, he's not exactly germane.'

"There was a bee."

'Misanthropology.'

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

'The landlord's here, and he looks hungry!'

Swan Inn: No children or men in lycra

"You just couldn't shut up could you?"

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."