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"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Pipe Dream.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Remarkably Richmond

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'I know what you're thinking.'

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

Abraham Lincoln

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Barack Obama

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Here it comes!"

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Pizza London Eye

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Huh! Nobody home!'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

Leaning on a Lamp post

'What a cool screen saver!'

Winston Churchill.

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

"I started out looking for an honest man and settled for a guy with creative bookkeeping skills."

President Barack Obama