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"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Pipe Dream.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Remarkably Richmond

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I know what you're thinking.'

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

Abraham Lincoln

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Barack Obama

Pizza London Eye

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

"Here it comes!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

Leaning on a Lamp post

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

Winston Churchill.

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"I started out looking for an honest man and settled for a guy with creative bookkeeping skills."

They were all out of sharks

President Barack Obama