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'It's all your fault-trying to keep up with the Catherine Zeta Joneses!'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Get me public relations!'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Champagne Charlie.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'New money or old money?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"Five minutes, General."