Luxury Lifestyle Admirers Pillows

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Champagne Charlie.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."