Luxury Lifestyle Chaser Mugs

'It's all your fault-trying to keep up with the Catherine Zeta Joneses!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'Get me public relations!'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Champagne Charlie.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'New money or old money?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."