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There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

La Table

Bubbly

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Money Bar.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Day Dreamer.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

The Desert Island Package

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Home Sweet Second Home.