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There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

La Table

Bubbly

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The Day Dreamer.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Desert Island Package

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."