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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

Please be gentle, waiter. This is my first salad. I'm sorry, sir, but there's a reason they call it "roughage."

Hugo's in a peevish mood today, I'd finish that broccoli if I were you

'What's the special?'

"Waiter, there are needles in my stew."

'Sorry, smile's off...'

'Just bring us your best beers-all of 'em.'

'Yes, I'd like something to wash this wine down with!'

"Hunger is an illusion. I'll have a zenwich."

"In lieu of a tip, can one of you take a shift for me?"

'Is everything O.K.?'

'Yon lad's got a chip on his shoulder.' 'Aye, he's certainly a messy eater.'

'It's called Les Restes. It's French for leftovers.'

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

Please note that our menu items have changed. For starters, press or say 1. For main courses, press or say 2. For desserts, ..........'

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

"Who ordered the Manhattan?"

Waiter says to customer: 'Yes sir, that is the seafood platter. If you wanted something on it you should have said.'