Luxury Brand Executive Gifts

"Don't you love being upscale?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Direct Marketing...

"It lost a little something in translation."

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Target your message

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Advertising on the internet.

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

Pheromones.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'