Luxuriant Locks Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"I locked the key in the trunk."

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

Lost your keys, but can't afford a certified locksmith? Hire they guys at Very Cheap, but Very Effective Door Opening Service.

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

A Pad-Loch

Security.

'So anyway Steve's off on holiday somewhere. . . I've changed the lock on the main entrance! let's see him squeeze through the pet door for a change.'

"Happy New Year"

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

"Unlock your imagination."

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Key Cutting.

Lockdown exit being unlocked.

'Please try not to scratch my Rolex.'

Security

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

WARDEN, ''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'