Luxuriant Locks Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

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'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

A Pad-Loch

'So anyway Steve's off on holiday somewhere. . . I've changed the lock on the main entrance! let's see him squeeze through the pet door for a change.'

"Happy New Year"

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

Security.

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

"Unlock your imagination."

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

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Key Cutting.

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Lockdown exit being unlocked.

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

WARDEN, ''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Padlock on a milk bottle.