Lure Maestro Prints

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Kirsten Johnson

Violin Practise

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Musical Prodigy

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

"It's garage music."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Book and magician

A bulge of bodybuilders

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

Audience given prompt to laugh: 'I don't think it's funny either - Now laugh!'

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'