Lure Maestro Prints

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Violin Practise

Kirsten Johnson

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Musical Prodigy

"It's garage music."

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

Book and magician

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

A bulge of bodybuilders

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Audience given prompt to laugh: 'I don't think it's funny either - Now laugh!'

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'