Lunchtime Giggler T-Shirts

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

The Busy Gardener

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Beginning Yarder.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Yard Sale

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Balding gnomes

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."