Lunchroom Critic Mugs

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Job Safety - Lunch.

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

Today's 'Are You Feelin' Lucky' special is all you can eat raw oysters.

Pink slime hot dogs.

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

'Charles knew Tad was about to snap. Quarterly profits were weak, the network was compromised and now, Tuesday's Brussel Sprout medley in the cafeteria lingered through Thursday.'

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

Deconstructing Lunch

Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"I'm still waiting for my coffee. Has Juan Valdez left South America yet?"

'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'

"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."

"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"

'Good evening! I'll be your server tonight. Can I start you with the first of many 'How's everything?''

"What I really fancy is a decent sausage" "Looks like you've had your chips"