Lunchroom Comedy Enthusiast Mugs

Job Safety - Lunch.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A Club Sandwitch.

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"We heard you were dying in here."

Lunch

"What wine would you recommend to go with male chauvinist pork?"

'No, the fish isn't battered - the cook just roughs it up a bit!'

Shooting Cupid.

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

'Is the scab-e-matter custard and green snot pie organic?'

Clancy: Unpopular Person

Al's Time Machines: 'Out to lunch-back an hour ago.'

"Now, we wait."