Lunchbox Maven Mugs

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Back to School

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

Lightbulb Maker

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

"Peanut butter again?"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

'Darling, your soup is primordial.'

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'