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"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

Back to School

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

Lightbulb Maker

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

"Peanut butter again?"

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

'Yes, it's my lunch-bag: Keep in mind that gum-leaves are not very nutritious...'