Munch Maven Mugs

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Direct Marketing...

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Trade Show Sherpas

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Beginning Yarder.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'