Lunch Saver Pillows

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

CEO (Out to lunch).

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

A choice of sandwiches

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Louie's soup kitchen - fly is disguised by waiter in his soup.

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

'We're not buying a turkey for Xmas this year. We've still got some left over from last year.'

'Can't go out for lunch, Only get an hour, Takes me that long to find my way out,'

Due to a rise in raw materials, higher energy charges and labour increases, there will be no box lunches this year.

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

"She's gone to lunch, come back in an hour"

"I turned a blind eye to you raiding the fridge at night, but I'm putting my foot down to you taking packed lunch to bed."

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"

'Not a problem. On what they pay us, I can't afford lunch.'

'I'm not going out for lunch. I packed one today.'