Lunch Hour Hustler T-Shirts

Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Boy at Computer.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Our thought was that you would just brown-bag it."

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'I'm going to have to call you back, I have a full plate right now.'

"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"

'It's not the six pints that destroy your afternoon. It's going back to the office.'

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

Hot dog stand.

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

'It's nice getting of that cubicle!'

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'

Golfing break at the office

"Maybe your lunch hour isn't the best time to come in!"

'No thanks. Last time I had one of your tiny sandwiches I bit my finger.'

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

"Ever since lunch today, I've been thinking about lunch tomorrow."

'Why didn't you ring me? I could have got a bite at the Red Lion!'