Lunch Betting Enthusiast Gifts

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

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Lunch Meet

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Post Game Day Betting.

"I brought my lunch."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Lunchward ho!"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Lunch!"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'