Lunar New Year T-Shirts

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Year of the Monkey 2016

Year of the Tiger - 2022

Lunar New Year

2022 Happy Lunar New Year

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Reach for the Star.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Cimafunk

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."