Lunar New Year Celebrator T-Shirts

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Moon: Made in China

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

Happy New Ear!

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Moon Souvenirs

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

A boy holding a balloon

"Here it comes!"

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

Man holding a birthday cake.

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

Who am I kidding?

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

Lady Justice eats birthday cake