Lunar Lounger Prints

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Summer Reading Group"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'You are doing it wrong.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Champagne and Oysters

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

Rest distracted by moles.