Lunar Lounger Pillows

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Summer Reading Group"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

'You are doing it wrong.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rest distracted by moles.

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"