Luddite Dad Pillows

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Pregnant man: 'My water just broke! False alarm. Just spilled my brewski.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Pensioners and Phones

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

Bob's Unexpected Father's Day Gift...

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

Mom & Pops General Store - Free Hi-Fi

"Yoiks!"

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

"Apparently, you didn't learn your lesson when you tried cleaning your phone screen like that."

"The wonders of technology always keep me wondering."

"He says it was his dads first attempt at the school run today."

"I bought something off the Internet, but I can't find it in my computer. Online shopping is overrated."

Sponsored by the Flat Earth Society

"In reply to your inquiry regarding the Burke garden hoe, please visit our Worldwide Web home page at: http://www.burke1903.com."

"We can accomodate food allergies, physical disablilities and learning disorders, but if your son is a technophobe, we have nothing for him."

Telephone being thrown from a window in frustration

'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'