Lucky Winner T-Shirts

"Congratulations Mr. Baker! Out of hundreds of entries you have won third prize in the chronicle's prize draw - a years supply of firm hold hairspray."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'And right here they merged...'

'I say we try it.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Tombola Winner

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Good Luck

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'