Loyalty Legend T-Shirts

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

Is there anything you want to say to me? Get back to work? I pay you too much? I can hire a migrant worker for half your pay and he won't complain to me in English? And he probably won't be loyal to you and this cafe for 20 years. Twenty years. Twenty years. It's your 20-year anniversary? I'm assuming that's the extent of your acknowledgment of this momentous occasion, and I should not expect a cake. You may have a day-old cruller for half price.

Playing Fetch.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"You can always count on me."

Best friends without borders.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'Everywhere that Mary went, I was sure to go. Now, I follow her son...'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."