Loyalty Champions T-Shirts

'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"You can always count on me."

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Best friends without borders.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Replica Football Merchandise

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Ball and Chain

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'