Loyalty Champions Pillows

'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"You can always count on me."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Best friends without borders.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"