"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."
Low-budget Film Buff T-Shirts
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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"Bond James, Bond."
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'
Benedict Cumberbatch
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
Director/Action Man toy.
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
Herman Mankiewicz
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'
"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."
No-Work Orange
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"
'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'
"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"
"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."
"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."
Silence of the Chickens...
Albert & Myra - The End Story
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
Cut!
Working in the Hazard Zone!
How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .
Stand-up Romcom
Meet Me Outside St. Louis
"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."
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Low-budget Film Buff Mugs
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