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"You have ice water in your veins."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Global Warming.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'In sickness and in health? I'll need to run that by my HMO...'

'You have mistle-TOE.'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

LARGE FRONT

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

Whistler priming his mother before painting her.

A North pole dancer.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

"It's a chatter bait."

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

"So, are you working Mr Smith?"

Unbottled water is for sale next to bottled water in supermarket aisle.

"It's called 'Unfinished Nude'."

Visual Gag Snowman's execution by hairdryers

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

"Ice-picks and chill?"

Dead Snowman Police Outlines.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Driverless Car

"Just a little off the top."

"What happens to all the files in the cloud if it rains?"