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"You have ice water in your veins."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Global Warming.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'In sickness and in health? I'll need to run that by my HMO...'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

LARGE FRONT

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"It's a chatter bait."

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

A North pole dancer.

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

"So, are you working Mr Smith?"

Unbottled water is for sale next to bottled water in supermarket aisle.

"It's called 'Unfinished Nude'."

Visual Gag Snowman's execution by hairdryers

"Ice-picks and chill?"

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

Driverless Car

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Dead Snowman Police Outlines.

"Just a little off the top."

"What happens to all the files in the cloud if it rains?"

'Sure it's a troll-we were trolling weren't we?'