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"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Drunken cyclist

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

Lincoln Lane

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"