Loves Animal-themed Humor Mugs

"I don't like it."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

The Rooster Comedian.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

The americanisation of vulture.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Author does not do tricks."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Oh Hi!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"