Loves A Good Mystery T-Shirts

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

Frequently Asked Questions

Boarding House Kitchen

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

Beware of Old Lady Rolling Up Yarn

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Cone of uncertainty.

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

Mafia Clowns.

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

Early Reading Group . . .

'I've seen this before officer...when 'Rock, Paper and Scissors' gets out of hand.'

"Guess who expires next..."

'This is a textbook case of homicide.'

'Just one more killing then I'll switch the light off.'

“Holy smokes, Larry! It’s Bigfoot and Jimmy Hoffa!”

"Apparently, every Christmas he'd take the tree out of storage and add a few more ornaments!"

"He didn't need a motive! He used a gun instead."

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

Eves dropping.

What's new is Archaeology. The world's most pointless magazine.

Original Stonehenge

Magicians funeral

Type 'G' for guru

'I'm sure that's the guy who killed me. Probably got off on a technicality.'

"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

Superintendent on Night Patrol in Whitechapel Slums

'I'm making enquiries following the assault on an electric fan salesman, outside this property.'