Lovers Of The Written Word Mugs

"You won't believe this, Bert. I think I've got a children's book in me."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

Voltaire

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Author does not do tricks."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"