Lovers Of Sci-fi Humor Prints

"Not tonight, dear, I have a head-glitch."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Flying sauces.

Dr. Roo.

"Take me to your Larder!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"One moment, doctor, there's been a change in his condition."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."