Lovers Of Punny Humor Mugs

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Your four-o'clock is here."

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"Are you a blowfish, or did you just hold a sneeze?"

"You want mechanical engineering down the hall. This is maniacal engineering."

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'There's a gentleman here for a cleaning, Doctor. It's unclear whose.'

'And when they were only half the way up they were neither up nor down!'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

'See what happens when you forget to feed your pet?'

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't even told you my safe word yet!"

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

Headless Man

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

'Alright alright, I was joking: I won't deliver you to a couple of mongooses...'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."