Lovers Of Makeovers Pillows

"People here seem to appreciate the before and after photos much more than my previous job."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Curling your hair for no reason

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Complete Makeover

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Being Pampered.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Planner at work.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."