Lovers Of Magical Mysteries Gifts

Magicians funeral

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"We're here, Harry."

Europa takes a selfie

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Emotional blackmail.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

Book and magician

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

I like a good whodunit.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Miss Garnet, get me everything we have on spontaneous generation."

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

Janus.

Frank & Ernest Private Eyes. Here's a vandal named William, looking for kicks, drilled holes in a large sign. Bored Bill bored billboard!

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Oh s**t! The game's up."