Lovers Of Levity Pillows

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Looks like another profit's warning

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Collected works

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alexander Pope

The Critic...

"Hello, Number 6!"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Reading in the rain.

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Returns"

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

Produce Fuji Apples. I told you that's not how "fudgey" is spelled.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Bookworms

Anna Burns

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.