Lovers Of Levity Mugs

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Looks like another profit's warning

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

Alexander Pope

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

The Critic...

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Returns"

Reading in the rain.

"Hello, Number 6!"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

Bookworms