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"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'I'm leaving, Ed. I cannot endure another minute of our sick, co-dependent farce of a marriage...'

"It's the editorial he was fulminating against when he keeled over and croaked."

"Is it me, or is it hot in here"

"Oh, here—take a penny and make it an even three hundred."

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

' . . . but have you had a nice time?'

'Before she died, she donated your organs.'

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

Executioner hit in stomach bythe head he has just cut off

Building sign reads: 'Joe's Bar and Tina's Grill.' Sub heading reads 'Ugly Divorce'

Evil Pusskins#6

The Magician's Suicide....

"But on the bright side, this place has a thriving economy and a 0% unemployment rate."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down here."

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Fatal Attraction

'I'm in for just a tax offence really. I murdered a series of VAT men...'

Valentine for a prisoner

"OK, now I'm having a bad day."

When practical jokers pass away - 'Welcome...to HELL!'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"The commute is killing me."

"Is this hell, or is this the line for hell?"

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

"He looks so peaceful when he's asleep."

"Stop whining- I'm also an only child."

"There's been a mistake. The NSA cleared me!"

'I've never been good at delivering bad news, Fenster. Turn around.'

Independent Financial Advisor

"This is the new sales manager in charge of our 'To Die For' line of handbags."

A leap of lovers

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

'Damn it Carson. When I said 'cut it out' I meant your irritating whistle...not his stomach!'