Lovers Of Art Parodies Pillows

Whistler's Muffler

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

"I should blooming-well think so!"

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Trump Leading the People

Poisoning

The Kink and I

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

Vampire mailman.

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

King Charles III's coronation

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

Where legal teams but their outfits.

American Gothic lol

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

"Thanks for reaching out."

Brush With Death

"I was a young actress, the camera was running and suddenly this guy was after me moaning 'brain! braiin!'"

"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."

Pink Slime Burger

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

'We have three who want to serve as their patriotic duty...14 who want nose jobs and 32 who want implants.'

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

Clowns

"You know who I'd like to see on the team? Stephen Miller."

'I'll bet he's trying to remember his social security number.'