Lover's Tiffs Connoisseur Mugs

The guilt trip was Amy's idea... the getting lost was Dylan's fault... apparently.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Silly News.

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"I've always been a gnome body."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."