"You are so stubborn!"
Lover's Quarreler Mugs
Start their day with a laugh and a hint of love—our mugs designed for lovers who love to spar are a perfect gift. Brighten mornings with humor that sparks joy and playful banter.
'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'
Romance
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'
"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."
A heart shaped cake
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
Annual run-off at the mouth.
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
Archimedes statue with a lever
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.
"I love it when we clear up issues between us."
Frog flirting.
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
Klimt Kiss Phones
"I heard they mate for life."
"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"
'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."
"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."
Exciting potato bugs.
'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'
'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'
Words of Love
Say it with flowers: It!
Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.
Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.
'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'
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