Quarreler Mugs

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Musical Web

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"Who's next?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

String Quartet Vending Machine

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

'Have you noticed it, too?'

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

War artists.

"I don't care what you say when she leaves the cage door open there's a helluva draught"

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

"You are so stubborn!"

"It says here 'No man is an island'. What about the Isle of Man?"

"I just downloaded fact-checker...fancy a little quarrel?"

"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

'And when you're flying South...avoid Peking.'

Matter vs. Anti-Matter

'Yup, that was one ingrown toenail!'

'This serve will cost him,'